Attack of the Toddlers! Further Adventures on Planet Parenthood

First-time moms and dads may not realize that they will change from normal men and women into parents, an alien species that has its own lingo, dress codes, and practices unknown (and unexplainable) to those without kids. This is a humorous survival guide for this confusing, anxious, yet joyful time, with topics such as "Lactation Nation", "Of Mice and Dads", and "Sex vs. Sleep". This parental reference with a funny bone is destined to be a must-have classic for newbie parents.-- An ideal gift book for first-time parents, stuffed with information and sidebars and presented in a lively and amusing way-- Soon-to-be parents, especially those going through pregnancy for the first time, are a huge segment for book sales