How to Dad An Illustrated Guide

When in doubt, call Dad. Featuring flowcharts, illustrations and graphics, this guide will help you master every aspect of being a Dad and make time for what really matters... after all that thermostat isn't going to obsess over itself. With simple steps to help you construct the perfect dad joke, a scientific formula to determine which dance moves will embarrass your children the most and a chart to establish the perfect (read: useless) fact for any occasion, this is the ultimate guide to being a dad. Learn how to: Figure out the perfect hobby for you: is it golf, fishing, or growing vegetables? Collect thousands of old cables and out-of-date DIY magazines. Spend more time in the shed than in your own house. Master the mindful art of packing luggage into any car boot. Perfectly pair your socks and sandals. And more!